5 Ways To Tell Your From Amarillo, Texas
I was born and raised in Amarillo, Texas. I'm proud to call this town home. Many people gripe about Amarillo being too small and boring, but Amarillo is a great place to live.
Below is a quick list of ways to tell that you're from this great city.
#1. - When you smell the cow manure from Hereford in the air, your first thought is "that is the smell of money".
#2. - You wear shorts and a tank top one day, and snow boots and jackets the next.
#3. - You've nearly killed yourself on the "Burger From Hell" from Coyote Bluff.
#4. - You've given someone driving directions using only Toot N' Totum.
#5. - You find yourself blacking out from smoke inhalation after a night out at the bar.
Tell me what I missed in my list in the comments below or on Facebook.