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Chameleon Washing Hands In Sink Is Strangely Cute
We're pretty sure this chameleon is actually just trying to climb the water coming out of the sink because it's an idiot rather than wash its hands, but it's more fun to pretend that's what it's doing.
9 of the Wackiest Bathrooms Ever
We spend so much time doing the pee pee dance and hoping that the homeless person who's locked himself in the Starbucks bathroom hasn't died that it's nice to take a moment every now and then and remind ourselves that this isn't the way things are everywhere. Here are nine of the…
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reveals Ninja Skills in ‘SNL’ Promos
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hosting 'Saturday Night Live' for the second time this Saturday, and you should probably tune in -- he's planning on cutting himself in half onstage, so it might be the last time you ever get to see him do anything, which is a shame because we *just* found out …
Nerd Out With the New Trailer for ‘The Hobbit’
Another trailer for 'The Hobbit' has graciously been released, and it's a full two-and-a-half minutes long. Don't worry, knowing Peter Jackson, there's plenty of movie left unspoiled.
Mudd the Wonder Dog Versus the Trampoline
We can't tell if Mudd the dog loves the trampoline or really hates it. On the one hand, he's barking at it like he can't stand it. On the other hand, SOMERSAULTS!!
Zombies Overtake Columbus, Screaming Ensues
This video is basically just a bunch of people reacting predictably to a zombie man chasing them, but there are a few treasure moments in this prank on the people of Columbus; namely a woman who threatens to use self-defense on one zombie, and a guy who's bike will not go no matter how fast he …
Mr. Wizard Is Back and Jerkier Than Ever
PBS mainstay 'Mr. Wizard' was so crotchety back in the day that comedy writers Mike Schuster and Diane Bullock had to make two videos just to contain all of his hilarious put-downs and snide remarks directed towards his young sidekicks. (You can watch the first Mr. Wizard supercut here.).
Best Twitter Reactions to the New iPhone 5
So Apple is releasing a new iPhone (again). It's thinner, lighter, bigger and faster. It comes with headphones that might actually fit your ears. It fits in your hand. It also possesses the ability to explode the Twitterverse. Here's what people are saying.
Pizzeria ‘Honors’ 9/11 With $9.11 Pizza
Nothing commemorates the greatest tragedy in American history quite like a pizza sale! A pizzeria in upstate New York decided to honor the 11th anniversary of 9/11 by selling large cheese pizzas for $9.11. The uproar was predictably appropriate.