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Stuff Your O-Face With ‘Adults Only’ Marshmallows
Kraft is generally considered to be a family-friendly brand that errs on the side of being tame (read: lame), but the food and beverage conglomerate has turned that approach upside down down under with this Australian TV spot featuring what appear to be naked bodies and a line worker calling out in ecstasy.
You Won’t Be Seeing These Two Hot Olympic Hopefuls in London
The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.
Kellie Pickler Covers Maxim’s Military Issue
The North Carolina native who got her break on American Idol six years ago just completed her fifth USO Tour. She celebrates by flashing some flesh on the cover of Maxim’s Military issue.
‘Sarah Palin’ Will Take Her Clothes Off For Republican National Convention — Sort Of
It’s a fairly known fact that strippers make more money when Republicans are in town. In Tampa – the strip club capital of the US – one strip club hopes to break through the clutter with an offer that is sure to get those GOP members attending the RNC in late August to spend dead presidents – a Sarah Palin look-alike.
Man Ghost Rides His Motorboat On Surfboard
The evolution of dangerous car-related stunts has come a long way since Stiles surfed the Wolfmobile in ‘Teen Wolf’ back in ’85. After a two decade hiatus, the next level of car-surfing called ‘ghost-riding the whip’ blew up the internet thanks to Bay Area rappers. Just when you thought the dangerous art has been forgotten forever, this dude comes along and ghost rides his speedboat on a surfboard
Millionaire Renames Texas Town After Breastaurant
An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.
You Know What This Beer Pong Game Needs? More Basketball
Though the popularity of BASEketball never really took off after the movie’s release, some vertical-minded entrepreneurs believe one of the greatest drinking games to ever come down the pike should get an infusion of basketball.
New "RoboCop" Reboot Teaser Highlights OmniCorp’s Products
It’s been 20 years since we last saw RoboCop shoot up the silver screen. Since then, Detroit has seen the ominous foreshadowing depicted in the action film franchise come to fruition. As the Motor City pulls itself up by the brakes and struts, we get a sneak peek of its homeland hero’s return via this teaser from the cyborg’s manufacturer, OmniCorp.
Robot Soccer Is Way More Watchable Than Euro 2012
The UEFA Euro 2012 is finally over, culminating with a 4-0 win for Spain on Sunday. Team Espana goalkeeper Iker Castillas pitched the shutout thanks to his mind-numbingly hot girlfriend, sideline reporter Sara Carbonero, staying out of his view. There are those who still think the game is difficult to watch due to the excessive flopping and lack of scoring, and if you’re part of that group, try th
Not-So-Armed Robber Gets His Toy Gun Taken Away by His Mommy
It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.
The First Guitar That Anybody Can Play
The gTar is a fully digital guitar that shows you how to play songs via an array of interactive LEDs along the fretboard. To do this, you must first dock your iPhone in the guitar’s body and load up the FREE gTar app, which comes with an extensive library of songs that’s growing every day.
Love ‘Splash’? Meet Hannah ‘The Real Life’ Mermaid
Man’s attraction to mermaids has been a sexually confusing one. The difficulties have been explored in shows like ‘Futurama‘ and ‘Family Guy’. Sweet upper half usually covered by flowing locks or sea shells, ‘pretty’ lower half but, well, no vagina. Plus, knowing how a fish smells and how some vaginas smell, we can’t really imagine it being all that great if they did have one. It’s known as “The M