How To Prepare Epic Thanksgiving Meal-‘TurBacon’-79,046 Calories [VIDEO]

Warning: Vegetarians will find this video offensive.  For everyone else-watch and get ready to write down your shopping list for this year's Thanksgiving feast.

What makes this an epic feast is the amount of people and time it takes to get the TurBacon to the table.  And by the amount of vodka bottles I counted on film, this epic meal needs a "designated" chef.

I've tasted Tur-duck-hen but that paled in comparison to this gut-busting bacon banquet.

Have you ever put together an epic meal like this for Thanksgiving?