Only in Texas. A naked man running through the woods near Houston scared a woman half to death, but the whole thing might have happened because there wasn't a porta-potty nearby.
When I moved into the apartment I lived in temporarily before we bought our house-for the first month I was there by myself as my wife was back in Illinois taking care of wrapping up the sale of the house and taking care of any loose ends up there before the movers came to load us up and get us here. And there was one night that I had to call 9-1-1 on my upstairs neighbor at the apartment complex...