Your Arteries, Meet the Big Fat Fatty Sandwich
You don’t need to bring your appetite to finish this sandwich. You need to bring your appetite and the appetite of everyone else on your block.
Fat Sal’s restaurant in Hollywood is now offering a sandwich chock full of so much food you’ll work up a hunger just reading everything that comes on it.
The Big Fat Fatty features cheesesteak, cheese burgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, jalapeno poppers, fries, onion rings, chili, marinara and fat sauce all on a 27-inch garlic bread roll. The restaurant proudly says on its Facebook page that it has 14,281 calories.
It’ll set you back $49.99, but there’s good news. If your taste buds and stomach somehow summon the strength to eat the entire monstrosity in 40 minutes or less, it’s free, which is good because you’ll probably need that money to help pay your deductible once you go to the hospital when your arteries explode.
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to try and figure out just why this country has an obesity problem. In the meantime, here’s another look at the Big Fat Fatty to help you gauge whether your eyes really are bigger than your stomach.