Check Out These Hilarious Google Reviews of Pantex

If you live in Amarillo, chances are that you know about Pantex. But unless you work there, you most likely have never seen the inside of the plant. Pantex is not the most "consumer-friendly" business in the Texas Panhandle. That does not stop people from leaving reviews of Pantex though. According to some of these reviews, Pantex doesn't just deal in nuclear weapon assembly and disassembly but offers skin care, food, car washes, and even video games. Whether these reviews come from actual customers of Pantex is unknown, but we still think you'll find these reviews quite entertaining.

We do not recommend breaking into Pantex to eat the bombs.

All puns are intended.

Whether Pantex offers a secret skincare product that is held secret from the public or it's the radiation that will do it for you is yet to be seen.

Wait, do they actually have a gift shop? If they do I'd like to buy some of the Pantex merch. If anybody from Pantex is reading this, we understand that you guys have higher priorities but you should pitch a Pantex clothing brand to upper management.

Chances are that Pantex's services will not be available to most unless you are a government entity.

(Insert Cricket Chirps)

Poor guy left unsatisfied without coffee, cake, and a car wash.

For those of you out of the loop, Fallout 76 is the 2018 entry of the Fallout video game franchise. As the title hints, you are a survivor in a post-nuclear apocalypse America.

Amarillo Landmarks: Negative Yelp Reviews

Yelp can be a strange and angry place. That's what I found out recently when I decided to sort the reviews by "lowest rating" first.

I was okay with the people upset over bad service and what not. But I came across a few reviews that, for lack of a better word, left me speechless in their scathing negative reviews on some of Amarillo's most iconic places. Prepare your self for plenty of head shaking and "I dunno" shrugs.

Always Prepared: Check Out These Doomsday Bunkers in Texas

I'm not the kind of guy who believes that at any moment the whole of everything is going to go up in flames. If I was, and I had an extreme amount of disposable income, I would want to spend the apocalypse in one of these insane bunkers you can get right here in the Lone Star State.

Longhorn Army Ammunition Plant

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LOOK: The Enigmatic Art Oddity of Cookie Time

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Google Answers the Top 10 Questions About Amarillo

I love Google. It can literally answer ANYTHING you need it to answer. Whether it's right or wrong is a totally different question.

Recently, I found myself wondering about something and went to Google. And that's when I started noticing the "people also asked..." section and BOY...Some of them made perfect sense, some of them were interesting, and one of them was downright baffling...and it was a top 10 question which is even more absurd.

So let's see what we've got. Here's the top 10 questions as asked to Google about Amarillo.

This Florida Man Can't Handle All the Texas of the Panhandle

Shhhh...keep yer voice down low! You don't want to scare the little bloke off.

Stay close and keep quiet as we take an incredible journey: following a YouTuber from Florida, The Daily Woo, as he makes his way across the rugged Texas Panhandle landscape.

Yo won't believe what catches this big bloke's fancy!

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