How would you like to be his stunt-double?  Ouch@#$%

Just some food for thought before you dunk Tom turkey in a hot tub of peanut oil.  If you deep fry, why?  Is it the adventure of the great outdoors and the thrill of hooking the bird up with the *dingledangle?

*Watch video for translation

 

Just so you know, Texas is number #1 when it comes to cooking related claims according to State Farm Insurance.  That's because the turkeys are bigger, the stockpots are deeper and our driveways are wider, yee-haw!

Have a safe and incident free Thanksgiving y'all.