DAY TRIP FROM AMARILLO TO AREA 51?

I’m so wanting to join this, 400,000 people have committed to a Facebook event pledging to “Storm Area 51” in September in an effort to "see them aliens"

Hold my beer.

The mysterious facility has long been the subject of conspiracy theories, with many speculating that it could be the government's hiding place for secrets about aliens and UFOs and even Elvis.

The page invites respondents to convene Sept. 20 at the Area 51 Alien Center, a combination diner, convenience store and brothel in Amargosa Valley, Nevada, about 90 miles from Las Vegas.

Here is the Facebook post (including typo’s)

 Jackson Barnes

July 4 at 11:06 PM ·

Ok guys, i feel like we need to formulate a game plan, Ive put together this easy to follow diagram here for a proposed plan.

The basic idea is that the Kyles form the front line, if we feed them enough psilocybin and monster energy and say that anyone in camoflague is their step dad, and the entire base is made of drywall then they will go beserk and become an impenetrable wall.

Then the Rock Throwers will throw pebbles at the inevitable resistance (we dont want to hurt them, we just want to annoy them enough to not shoot the kyles as often)

While this is all happening, the two naruto runner battallions will run full speed around the north and south flank, and shadow clone jutsu, effectively trippling our numbers, and overwhelm the base (red circle).

P.S. Hello US government, this is a joke, and I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan. I just thought it would be funny and get me some thumbsy uppies on the internet. I'm not responsible if people decide to actually storm area 51

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