If you don't want to be sitting up late at night with the lights on, jumping at every little sound you hear, for the next four nights, you probably should stop reading now. The following story involves a giant snake, a crocodile, an epic battle and one of the critters devouring the other.
A man in Huntsville, Alabama was responding to his wife's complaints (I'm sure they were pretty frantic complaints) of a snake in the family's woodpile.
We've always known mankind's days were numbered. We just figured our eventual end would be at the hands of robots or our own hubris. We didn't think it would be like this.