If you're looking to make a move out of the great state of Louisiana and want to see why everything is bigger in Texas, have we got a real estate listing for you to check out.

It's a property in Houston named "The Lodge in Hunters Creek" and it'll only set you back $65,000,000. (Yeah, that's 65 million, if you have trouble figuring out what all those zeros at the end mean.)

The Harris County estate includes a six-bedroom, eight-bathroom main house that's a mere 22,000 square feet in size, along with nine acres of landscaped grounds, a guest lodge, and a personal 24-hour guard house.

"What makes this estate stand out from the rest is the quality of construction coupled with a truly unique setting that can't be replicated," said Billy Dolan of Carolwood Estates, the property's listing agent.

For that price, it sure better be all that and a bag of chips, Billy!

Construction on the property was completed in 2005. Builders reportedly took architectural inspiration from English manors and Richardsonian Romanesque, and 11th and 12th-century revival style that blends French, Spanish, and Italian Romanesque architecture.

In other words, it's bougie, y'all!

Some of the estate's other highlights include a two-story library, a glass elevator, a chef's kitchen with a commercial-grade walk-in cooler, a bar, a showroom garage that can hold more than five cars and a manicured courtyard with multiple fountains and seating areas.

The two-bedroom guest house merely sits on a five-acre lot and is located down a "long picturesque gravel road."

Again, the listing for the Lodge in Hunters Creek is for a record $65 million. That's 8.3% higher than the 14-acre Crespi Estate in North Dallas which was listed last month.

Check out the real estate listing here.

Now, let's all enjoy a few pictures of what we can't afford.

Most Expensive Home for Sale Right Now in Texas

The Lodge in Hunters Creek is located in Houston, Texas, and is on the market for a mere $65,000,000.

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