Are These The Top 8 Craziest Texas Town Names?

Texas is BIG! And, so yes that means there are probably PLENTY of crazy town names throughout the Lone Star State. I think Texas has the coolest names for cities and towns, but we also probably have the weirdest and craziest. Let's take a look at some crazy Texas town names here in the great state of Texas!

#8  • LOCO, TEXAS

Well, this is a list of CRAZY Texas Town names so a town named LOCO does make sense.

Location: 1 hour 45 Minutes from Amarillo, Texas

#7 • WELFARE, TEXAS

Location: 42 minutes North of San Antonio, Texas

Wiki states...

Welfare, Texas, is an unincorporated community 4 miles southeast of Waring on the Waring-Welfare Road in west-central Kendall County, in the U.S. state of Texas. The school was designated a Recorded Texas Historic Landmark in 2000

 #6 • BIG FOOT, TEXAS

Have there been some sightings of BIGFOOT? Well, may the Bigfoot Museum in Bigfoot Texas has some answers.

Location: 40 Minutes SOUTHWEST of San Antonio, Texas

#5 KERMIT, TEXAS

Yes, we all love Kermit the Frog. And Kermit, Texas rocks! Awesome name.

Location: 1 Hour west of Midland, Texas in West  Texas.

#4 • CUT AND SHOOT, TEXAS

Location: 53 Minutes North of Houston

Wiki states...

Until 2006, Cut and Shoot was considered and called a town. Then, the town council elected for it to be considered and referred to as a city. The population was 1,087 at the 2020 census

#3 • UNCERTAIN, TEXAS

Yep, they were UNCERTAIN about the name so why not! We love it!

Location: 1 Hour south of Texarkana, Texas

#2 • JOT-EM-DOWN, TEXAS

Location: 1 hr Northeast of Plano, Texas

Wiki States...

Jot Em Down is a small unincorporated community in Delta County, Texas, United States. The town's name comes from the name of a fictional store in the Lum and Abner radio show. "Jot 'Em Down" has been noted for its unusual place name.

 #1 • DING DONG, TEXAS

Yes, DING DONG TEXAS! The name has to make you smile. And, it may be the best-named TOWN in the United States!