10 Things to Do in Amarillo to Get on Santa’s Naughty List

Most people want to stay off Santa's Naughty list, however there are a few that like to push the limits and see how far they can push before Santa writes naughty right next to their name.   We thought it would be fun to put together a list of things that could be done in Amarillo to get on Santa's Naughty list.

1. Being a Porch Pirate

Don't be this person.  Not only will you end up on Santa's Naughty List, you just might end up in jail.

2. Stealing a Horse Statue

Most of these horses are made of fiberglass, but seriously don't even think about it.  Not only will you tick off Santa, you just might get horned by one of the reindeer.

3. Being on the Stanley Marsh Bandwagon

Let's face it Stanley Marsh was a character in Amarillo, but it's probably not a wise thing to be going around town saying I love Stanley Marsh.  He stayed on Santa's naughty list.

4. Creating More Road Construction

Everywhere you turn in Amarillo, there is a orange traffic cone.  You can't enter any side of Amarillo without running into construction.  Santa is already going to have to take a detour to get into this area.  You add more construction, you won't be getting anything for Christmas.

5. Switch the One Way Signs Downtown

This sounds like something an Elf on the Shelf would do.  But if you decide to dress as an elf and switch the signs around.  You won't only be on Santa's Naughty List, you'll be on Chief Birkenfeld's list as well.

6.  Steal Ruckus' Hat

You don't ever touch a cowboy's hat, you definitely don't steal Ruckus' hat.

7. Paint Over the Murals Downtown

Many hours have been spent on these beautiful murals.   You might find yourself being dipped in a vat of paint if you even think about touching one of these murals with a paint brush.  You'll be on the naughty list for a decade.

8. Pulling Down Tex Randall's Pants

If you get brave enough to climb up this cowboy and pull down his pants, you deserve coal in your stocking.

9. Hang a Closed Sign on Cadillac Ranch

Talk about all the ticked off tourists.  They will be writing Santa all sorts of letters, and you'll be in big trouble mister.

10.  Let all the Cows Out of the Feed Lots

The cows may love you, but every single feed lot cowboy in this area will be hunting you down to take you to the train station, and Santa just might be driving that train.