Men With These Traits Are the Best in Bed

For anyone out there attracted to men, listen up. If you want to know who is really good in the sack, make sure to look for a man with these traits. A recent survey of 4,500 women showed they believe men with the following traits are great in the sack:

1. Beard - 73% of women said the best sex they've ever had was with a man that had a beard.
2. Brown eyes - 71%
3. Piercing - 70%
4. Broad shoulders - 68%
5. Tattoos - 62%
6. Brown hair - 59%
7. A happy trail, you know, the trail of hair that goes from the belly button to the down south parts - 58%
8. Small feet, yeah, seriously - 53%
9. Glasses - 51%
10. High cheekbones - 49%

So, men, go down the list. How do you measure up to these traits? Myself? I have the following:

• Beard - check
• Brown eyes - check
• Piercing - used to have one
• Broad shoulders - I don't think I do, but my wife does, so that counts I guess
• Tattoos - check
• Brown hair - What little hair I do have is brown
• Happy trail - Does it count if the trail doesn't stop at the belly button?
• Small feet - Nope. I have feet proportionate for my height.
• Glasses - I'm actually the only member of my family that doesn't need glasses. Knock on wood it stays that way because I think glasses would drive me nuts.
• High cheekbones - I don't think I have high cheekbones, but I've really looked that carefully. And I think I have enough checks on this list to be happy.

How does your man measure up to these traits? Maybe you lucked out and got a man that doesn't have any of these but still brings the heat between the sheets.