Amarillo Resident Turns Dull Car Sale into a Hilarious Facebook Masterpiece!

When it comes to selling items large or small on social media sometimes you have to get creative.

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One Amarillo resident is trying to sell their 2014 Nissan Pathfinder on the Facebook Page Amarillo's Buy Sale and Trade,  and the description of the car is one of the best things ever.

Attention moms on a budget! Do you want a car that seats 7 average size people legally or 5 comfortably?

Everyone wants room in the car especially if you have a large family, but sometimes when it says it rides 7, that means yes, but you'll feel like a

Do you want to warm your buns during Amarillo's winter without feeling like a total diva soccer mom in her new Atlas or Yukon?

Heck, Yes!  Warm Buns are the best!

Do you have a bunch of cds and dvds that you don't know what to do with?

Seriously, most people no longer own a CD or DVD Player, this is a win/win!  You can hide out in your new car and watch movies and jam to your favorite music.

Are you afraid your friends will think you're better than them if you buy a new car? Don't worry, this well-seasoned 2014 Nissan Pathfinder SL solves all your problems while not impressing anyone! It features a 3.5L V6 so you can pass that stupid Subaru but it has front-wheel drive so you don't have to relive your glory days when you had that sweet Camaro.

Vroom! Vroom!

Do you sunburn easily? This gem skips the sunroof and goes straight for the tinted windows and baby shades!

Why would you want wrinkles from your sunroof?  Tint all day long.

YES!! Remote control? YESSS!!! New car air freshener? 6 disc CD changer? Yes! BOSS aftermarket DVD player?   Look, you want something a few years newer with less miles but you don't want to pay $15k. $10,900 right here

Seriously, though, this is an ad that speaks to you.  It knows your language, and tugs at those buy-me strings.   Plus, it makes you laugh.  This is the type of thing that makes you want to buy the vehicle just because of the ad!  Dig up almost $11k and get it!