Pampa, Texas Hides Their Magical World Full of Shires and Waterfalls
It's always fun when you run across a new landmark or a new part of town you didn't know existed.
That is exactly what happened with Pampa, Texas. Pampa is a city in the Texas Panhandle with a little over 16,000 people that call it home. Pampa is home to ranching, agriculture, and the oil business. Pampa is also home to a few famous people including Woodie Guthrie who attended high school in Pampa, T. Boone Pickens, Zach Thomas, who played for the Miami Dolphins, Cody Canada, the red dirt crooner who sang lead for Cross Canadian Ragweed and Cody Canada and the Departed and many others including Dog the Bounty Hunter's Duane Chapman who lived in Pampa in 1972.
For the most part, Pampa is part of the Texas Plains and is a sea of flatland. That's why when this TikTok video appeared, a sea of laughter erupted. Pampa, Texas are you holding out on us?
When did Pampa, Texas turn into a shire?
Now that the secret is about can someone in Pampa please tell us where the portal to this beautiful part of Pampa is hiding?
- Was it the strange cloud phenomenon that opened the portal?
- Is it hidden in the former T. Boone Pickens Ranch?
- Is it located in one of the cars, in the abandoned car field in Pampa?
- Is it hidden in the new Cosmic Shop in Pampa?
- Is there a portal in the old Dyers BBQ restaurant, now the temporary home of Texas Rose?
- Is this why the men's bathroom door was destroyed at Cinema 4?
Where is it? The people of the Texas Panhandle want to visit this beautiful land with lush green fields and waterfalls. Just from the look of it, surely there is a unicorn running around somewhere with a hobbit rider holding a ring.
If this is hidden somewhere in Pampa, it's definitely time to book a week's vacation for the summer. Heck, it's time to buy real estate and commute to Amarillo.
Oh, and can we also talk about the floofy pandas you are hiding near the waterfalls?
Lies, Lies, TikTok lies!